If you’re searching for a place where the charm of a trap house meets the elegance of hourly motel, look no further. The couch in our room was a masterpiece of neglect—holes, stains, and an impressive array of tape, making it perfect for anyone who appreciates that "lived-in" look. The restroom? Oh, it had that special blend of dirt and grime that says, “We didn’t even try.” And just when you think it can’t get better, there’s the delightful bonus of police activity out front, adding an unexpected thrill to our departure. If this is what you're into, by all means, book away. For the rest of us, there are better places to spend our time and money.