Colnbrook Lodge Guest House

Terrible, terrible, terrible… Tiny room, dirty room, dirty shower, taps not working and alarm went off from 2.45am with nobody to contact.

It was ok for a 1 night. Close to the airport which was good for a late flight in the day

Bit of a funny little place right under the flight path but the noise didn’t bother me as the planes stopped in the early hours and didn’t start again until early morning. The bed was comfortable and the room adequate. The double glazing was rather worn out and didn’t close properly which may have helped with the aircraft noise

Amazing

The rooms are directly above a noisy restaurant, but with the paper thin floors and walls, it might as well have been at the bottom of my bed! I went down to the restaurant/reception to ask for another room but was just told that the restaurant would be closing in 10 minutes, after which the noise levels continued as the restaurant staff continued talking until well after 11pm. Do NOT staying here if you require a good night's sleep!

The hotel is easy for Heathrow Airport it was very clean, just dated and smelt of damp. The bedding smelt of smoke. The restaurant downstairs looked to serve lovely food, and the staff were friendly. For the price it is convenient for the airport and fair for what you pay.

Perfect affordable place outside the ULEZ to bed down before a morning flight. 2mins from park and ride. The room was dated, in need of some TLC but clean and did the job.

I would not book this place. I showed up to check in and nobody was there. I left them a message through this website, no response. I ended up getting a room at a hotel down the street.

Have stayed here previously,and will come back.

It needs updating

Excellent staff and food at the Italian place attached,

TV Not working, toilet seat broken, taps continually dripping and key for the room difficult to unlock and lock.

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This place bills itself as a lodge, but is actually a restaurant with rooms upstairs. There is no one on site after the restaurant closes at night, or in the morning when checking out. Although it is an older place, it was clean, close to the airport, and the price was good. Just don't expect a cozy lodge.

Friendly reception service, great public transport to and from the airport. Would have given it 5 stars if the light over the sink was working

Very quiet area and very comfortable

Absolute s**thole

I know you get what you pay for, however, this was about average price and only booked it for its convenience. Warm welcome at reception, however the room was in appalling state. Dirty, wall paint literally peeling off in large patches surrounding some strategically placed artwork that was positioned so low it would make you wander if it was an attempt to cover up even larger wall disaster area . Scared to touch sliding mirror doors in case they come off the rails. Shower- well, i left the best - as in, worst-for last. Mould everywhere, which was no surprise. Tiny shower cubicle with extra large curtain that would cling to you whether you like it or not (don't mean to be sarcastic but whats not to like about a wet dirty curtain clinging to you and aint nothing you can do about it?). Shower wall and ceiling had patches of repair but gaps werent sealed. Not sure whats the point of such repair but again, hardly a surprise. Windows didn't open, except for one smallest at the top, but had to move heavy chest of drawers in the middle of a tiny toom to get access. Id leave a 0 star if i could.

They were extremely helpful to me when I was unable to arrive by the late check-in time of 11pm and when I phoned, sorted out ensuring I would be able to gain access easily. Parking on site very useful. My room was a little tired and the shower needs a bit of attention, plus unable to open the curtains in daylight as ground floor with car park right outside, however I'm sure other rooms are much better. The only real negative was looking forward to a cup of tea in the morning but the long life milk cartons were all gloopy and separated and not fresh looking, so I didn't chance it. I would stay again, just in a different room.

For Very clean bedding in single room. Suit medium height person. Close to T5 bus route economical. Against Noisy extractor fan in shower room with light switch cord difficult to reach. Noisy generator when restaurant opens 5pm to 11pm. Very hot in Summer no fan or AC